Credit for this post goes to all my classmates of ECE 2002 - 2006 (SVCE).
Some of the gems that my professors have told us over the past three and a half years:-) Sit back and enjoy...
Disclaimer :- The contents of this post are meant to be taken lightly and are not intended to offend anyone!! I am sorry if this offends anyone.
A certain management professor said this!!
You cannot afford to offer yourself to anybody during my class hours"
If u want to go personally by 1.30, go
By the time time will get over
The subject under the topic
do not allow interruptions to yourself
chairman has come today for the day
if not today,atleast by today's evening
all those earlier days was over now
nothing of that kind of thing
dont make my class a moral value
And this latest quote takes the cake! A classmate had actually noted this down and produced it verbatim!
The class started off with him saying, "Occupy the front seats"
And then he goes on to say, "I have been seeing that all of you people of this class are always sitting in the back rows YAAH and HESITATING to come in the front and occupy the so many seats available in the first few rows YAAH.. and you people are always going back YAAH.. So I tell all of you to leave the seats in the back benches and sit in the front seats of the first few rows.."
Apparently, my friend needed an additional sheet of paper on this particular day as my professor was in full flow:-).
Some more from the same day:-
"U cannot take ur leave between the afternoons"...he has more than 1 afternoon in a day I guess!!
A chap walks in late to class and he says, "HOD asked me to absent mark you."
Another professor who taught us in our first year had this to say:-)
He was trying to point out to someone in class and some other guy stood up and says, "Who, Myself??" For that, he replies, "No No, Not myself, but next to the myself :-)"
More in the next few posts.
I've been feeling particularly nostalgic thinking about all these memorable moments gone by!:-(
Had typed this post a week ago, but circumstances prevented me from posting this.
Cheers
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14 comments:
lol...got a feeling of deja vu when i read this post!But, Briteesh destrayad avar kantry far 350 earz, late us spaail der lyangveg far yever :-D
lol...hilarious!! nostalgic about some my own teachers at school!! and they're worse!! :O :D
ifwarvep urself!!
get rid of word verif why don't you!! no one spams anymore!! :O
This post I read *rotfl*
Reminded me of my Chemistry teacher - Kaampaonds and Mitchers
Reminds me of this fwd Abhi sent me on Mar 31, 2005.
A different English..........
EUROPEAN UNION COMMISSIONERS HAVE ANNOUNCED that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted
a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly,sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozerkombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place.
Actually I got that fwd on Mar 31 2003. Gosh! Abhi you sent a lotta fwds in a two yr timeframe.
Archana:
Wait till you get to management classes at SVCE..
S:
Word verif shall stay!!!!
Good luck with exams!
preety:
Ha ha! I remember that forward.. Has it been that long??
heh
open the window n let the airforce come in..
the principal passed away just now. keep quiet u people.
my wife gave birth yesterday. the boy is a girl.
vignettes from my college..
trully hilarious...and its needless to say that quotes like these are hard to forget...lol
interestin..... altho.... nothin can beat my skool teachers....
...and by the way a very natural blog....
....at least some people on earth aren't tryin to be artificial...
good job...keep it up...
Vice~Vaishnavi
Chennai,
www.livetimefe.blogspot.com
you sud have listed the names too...neways hilarious...
Poison:
Yeah! Hilarious
Chennai to canada:
Yeah, won't forget.. even if I did forget, I can always look 'em up on the blog!
azlan queen:
Thanks! And SVCE faculty can't be beaten!!
Keep visiting!
Sagaro:
I want to avoid a lawsuit da!!
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